"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."
- (via blurrymelancholy)
(Source: visua-liz-e, via highrapunzel)
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
(Source: fruitcrocs, via captainswaan)
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
- The most sober thing a drunk person could say. (via mofobian)
(Source: just-keep-swimming-jade, via f-uckyourface)
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
(Source: antiteen, via pangeamay)
people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying
If they are calm, collected, not swearing and looking you right in the eye you better pray they are merciful.
(Source: syosama, via pangeamay)
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
(Source: urbancatfitters, via highrapunzel)
"Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."
- important (via aureat)
(Source: aureat, via jacyjordan)
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
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All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected